Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Girls Night

I survived the weekend! Friday night didn't work out quite as we had planned but it was nice nonetheless. Kimberly, Magi, and I went to have chinese but we got there and the restaurant is closed for 2 weeks! We came back to Baumholder and ended up going to Hotel Westrich which is mine and Bryan's favorite restaurant. We had dinner and ended up missing the movie. HOWEVER, that gave us the perfect excuse to go down to the eis cafe! Both dinner and dessert were wonderful as always! The company wasn't too bad either!!
Saturday I drove over to the Kaiserslautern area to pick up a few things. I went to the Ramstein BX and the Vogelweh BX. I was most excited about getting a new pair of running shorts, a new workout top, and a long sleeve/ spandex style/ moisture wicking shirt for running. On Sunday, I did some cleaning and a lot of cooking! I made some Carolina Macaroni Salad for myself, some Sausage Cheese Balls to send to Bryan, and some White Chip Chocolate Cookies for my upcoming FRG meeting. Now it's back to the work week!
The picture above is from a few weeks ago. Our friend Kelly went back to the states while our husbands deploy. We all went out to a goodbye dinner at the Cantina Mexicana. Girls nights are few and far between while our husbands are here, but I expect that they happen a lot more frequently when a bunch of ladies spend a year living by themselves!

This "application" was sent to me by a friend!


Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Time of return
Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total
Locations to be visited
Females with whom conversation is permitted
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. "……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:
Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:
I’m going out.
Signed: (me) ______________________________________________

1 comment:

Kimberly Anderson said...

Your posts are SO funny sometimes, I LOVE IT the girls night out application!
Ok, so you me and Chinese SOON! I'm still jonesin' for some!