Georgia Bulldogs vs. South Carolina Gamecocks, Sat 9/10, 5:30pm
After Steve Spurrier dies & enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour.
He shows Steve a little two-bedroom house with a fadedGamecocks banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here." Steve looks at the house & then, turns around & looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns & little patios under all the windows. UGA flags lineboth sides of the sidewalk & a huge Bulldog banner hangs between the marble columns.
"Thanks for the house, God, but let me ask you a question......I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner & Dooley gets a mansion with Dawg banners & flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"
God looks at him seriously for a moment & says, "That's not Dooley's house.......that's mine."
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