Got this one from Yalonde
Short Army story ...
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was
drafted by the US Army.
On his first day in basic
training the army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist removed seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
4 weeks ago